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When was the last time you had some mid-day fun (of the email variety) with your partner? Mrs. C, a frequent reader, emailed me with a recent email exchange during the day between her and her husband. Hilarious! Do you and your significant other ever do fun stuff like this to break up the monotony?
From: Mr. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 12:59pm PM
To: Mrs. C.
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
What’s the dilly?
From: Mrs. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:36 PM
To: Mr. C
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
She’s going to pick me up around 7 i think. No dinner plans.
From: Mr. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:37pm PM
To: Mrs. C.
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
Look, I need better response time than this. I am an important guy. I have things to do. I can’t wait around all day surfing the internet and watching the clock while my wife takes her sweet time getting back to me.
From: Mrs. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:38 PM
To: Mr. C
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
Haha effff. I just hoofed it up 7 flights of stairs after our all hands meeting. Which is where I was since 12, creepy stalker guy.
From: Mr. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:39pm PM
To: Mrs. C.
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
I demand better wife customer service.
From: Mrs. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:42 PM
To: Mr. C
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
Please hold.
Doodootdoodadoodoodaah!…
Thanks for holding! Your wife is kind of a big deal, and will be with you as soon as possible. Your opinion as husband is valued, and wifey thanks you for your patience!
Doodootdoodadoodoodaah!….
From: Mr. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:43pm PM
To: Mrs. C.
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
If you’d like to participate in a wife satisfaction survey at the end of this call, please press 1 now. *presses*
From: Mrs. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:45 PM
To: Mr. C
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
Press 1 for: “Dang my wife is hawt”
Press 2 for: “Dang, my wife is hawt…and SMART!”
Press 3 for: “All of the above!”
From: Mr. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:46pm PM
To: Mrs. C.
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
Press 4 for: “You’re the man. Why is your wife sass-mouthing you anyway? Take care of it.” *presses*
From: Mrs. C
Sent: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:46 PM
To: Mr. C
Subject: Re: are you having dinner with your friends tonight?
Press 5 for: Take your peach pie and shove it! [Lifetime movie reference]
